Hi, I'm Kat! I knit, I read, I drink way too much coffee, and I watch way too much tv. (That last one's a joke. There's no such thing as too much tv.) I also write about knitting and stuff at thewaywardknitter.blogspot.com

 

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via fawnbabe)

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

She really did, actually.

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via theuppitynegras)

(Source: makoraa)

RIP Sebastian, June 2012-August 20, 2014. You were a good fish.

RIP Sebastian, June 2012-August 20, 2014. You were a good fish.

so i think the interview went all right. i think the supervisor for tech services liked me a lot, at least. so we’ll see. hopefully this time next week i’ll have some good news to pass along.

fingers crossed.

Round and round and round it goes. #knitting #knit #ella #ravelry #wip

Round and round and round it goes. #knitting #knit #ella #ravelry #wip

aaaaahhhhh second interview for the library is tomorrow (and in person this time!) and i’m a mix of confident and nervous and i just really want this job so baaad. i think i’m prepared enough, and i feel good about how my last interview went, but i’m still terrified.

plz send happy thoughts?

kaijubat:

A moment of silence for all the Star Trek promos that look like awkward prom photos…

(Source: ofhounds)

you-comfort-me:

edgebug:

so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER

best literary analysis ever

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

yagathai:

shewalkslikethunder:

…oh

It’s just as well 15-yo me never saw this picture of Gillian Anderson in a purple catsuit, because I would have died of either starvation or from having torn my dick off. Or both. Probably both.

yagathai:

shewalkslikethunder:

…oh

It’s just as well 15-yo me never saw this picture of Gillian Anderson in a purple catsuit, because I would have died of either starvation or from having torn my dick off. Or both. Probably both.

(Source: transformerman)